naturallyjenny:

1. DO NOT WALK SLOW.

If youre a slow walker get the FUCK out of my way and I suggest out of the subway PERIOD.

2. TAKE SHOWERS.

Subway cars are WAY too small for all of us to be smelling you at 9am.

3. ESCALATORS.

The RIGHT side of the escalator is to stand and wait for the escalator to…

(Source: atjennyy)

Or any public transit system! Now they’re written, so bravo to you.

(Source: jaggedlittlebitch)